Britain's Got Talent - Stavros Flatley
by davtho1985

So I have decided that it is time to start making a few people laugh once again. Lets start with this video and I will try to post something at least once a week.... Hopefully someone still reads this !!!

WTH !!! Some people need to keep there talents to themselves

This chic manages to go from super hot to "are you fucking kidding me!!!" in under thirty seconds!

'A Christmas Story' in 30 Seconds and Re-Enacted by Bunnies!

I think this is a must watch!!! Spend 30 seconds of your life and check this out. The chuckle will be well worth it! I personally think it would make a perfect dinner and a date movie!! Maybe eat a PB&J watch a 30 second bunny Christmas story and then screw like rabbits? I mean that just screams CLASS A SHIT !!!!!

Research Shows That Mothers Kisses Can Cause Cavities...

Did you ever wonder, when you were growing up, why, even though you brushed three times a day, you still ended up with cavities? Well research shows it could be your mothers fault. A recent study (with in the past 200 years) has shown that semen contains high levels of fructose sugar and ascorbic acid! These two components combined with a good eight hours of sleep help bacteria grow in your mouth and are a perfect staging area for CAVITIES! So this may once and for all solve the age old question " Did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blow job right before she kissed you good night ?" Well, If you had cavities the answer is YES !

I will post more later ... But for all the doubters

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Does Harry Potter's Magic Extend to the Bedroom?

With "Harry-Potter-mania" back in full swing due to his most recent movie, a friend recently asked if I thought Harry Potter's magic extended to the bedroom. I thought this to be a valid question so I began to ask around. Many of those I asked believed the answer to this question to be yes, stating that out of his magical bag of tricks he would surely be able to come up with something that could make a bedroom romp extraordinarily magical. Sources pointed out that such magical items like his invisibility cloak could make sexual relations possible in even the most public of situations. It was also pointed out that broom stick head would be much better than road head. I was even told by one source that she would love to have his wand thrust DEEP in her chamber of secrets.

But alas the truth comes out!!! As you can see by the third picture on today blog Mr. Potter's true desires are for young men, preferably gingers according to the Weasleys. Although Ron was some what confused at the time that this photo was captured by an alert house elf he swears that it was just an accident and that later that day when he was seen rubbing his ass that he had injuried his tail bone when feel down a flight of stairs. Further more he continues to maintain the he and Mr. Potter do not play with each others "wands" and that the only time he ever road Harry's broom stick was during a preseason Quidditch match.

Ladies I think it is time that someone asked Mr. Potter face to face if Ginny is just a cover and get the truth about what really happened between Harry in Cedric when they took a romantic stroll through that maze during year four. After all when they did finally emerge from the maze Cedric did have several scratches on the back of his neck and Harry was walking with a limp!!!

What are your thoughts?

Ohio

I am in ohio for a few days will post when I return.... PARTY ON WAYNE !

Ok seriously !!! BRING ME A F'ing YOGURT !!!

OK you really need to watch this... seriously what the hell I hope this is joke !

So tomorrow the new zombie map comes out ... May BE an obsession if

Something for Kurt and Something for Mat

Mat, you made a comment that you hated these inspirational funnies. LOL I have to agree with you on some level that these things get annoying. But seriously as far as quick humor goes they do make a great point. What the hell would you do if you woke up one morning and one of these kids belonged to you? There is no hope at this point! Lady K dont hate me but this is where your brother is headed!!

I have been a kid for the past 30 years and out side of the handful of times that Kurt and I played dress up and that one time when I was drunk and wandering around downtown in dress with giant thing of pudding I dont think I have ever looked this retarded. So what does this say to the generation behind ours??? It says we did one hell of good job corrupting those poor bastards and I pity the teachers and role models that have to fix all the fun we had screwing up kids like this, thank you Kid Rock and Brittany Spears!!

And Kurt your obsession with goats spurred and idea so here is a goat image for you that I found appropriate!!!

So I think I have figured out what I want to do with this blog... I mean beside the obvious. I think I am going to turn it into a page that will hopefully someday make someone laugh... at least once.
I may put up a few jokes or couple funny pictures or maybe just a stupid rant intended to make someones day a little less monday'ish.

Ok, on to my first question. (LP maybe you can answer this)

So I would like to start by asking what the hell is up with funny cat picture? Seriously what is so funny about a cat with a jacked up face? I see these pictures every where and the first couple of times I gave one or two a chuckle. But after awhile they started to piss me off. Honestly how many times can anyone find this funny? And what must this cats owner look like? What makes you make a face like that? I occasionally make that face the morning after a long night of drinking when I get a sniff of myself. Ive made that face before when I was walking through the changing room of my local gym. What are your thoughts?

So this is the first time I have every tried writting a blog. The worst thing is that I have no idea what to hell to write. So stand by and I will eventually update this when I know more of what to say