Did you ever wonder, when you were growing up, why, even though you brushed three times a day, you still ended up with cavities? Well research shows it could be your mothers fault. A recent study (with in the past 200 years) has shown that semen contains high levels of fructose sugar and ascorbic acid! These two components combined with a good eight hours of sleep help bacteria grow in your mouth and are a perfect staging area for CAVITIES! So this may once and for all solve the age old question " Did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blow job right before she kissed you good night ?" Well, If you had cavities the answer is YES !
haha. i had a single mom and NO cavities!
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